Wicked Wooden Weapons.

I’ll build your sword, your wand, your shield, axe, staff, dagger(s)… If it smells like a cool weapon, I’ll make it.(*)

And it’ll be unique, there won’t be another one like it.(**)

Made from wood, using only wood(***) and the natural colors and warmth that brings. (Don’t worry, I won’t burn it… unless you want me to.)

Designs will be based on your suggestions and ideas and then handcrafted by me.

(* seriously… I don’t do coffee tables. Nope. NOT. Even though some could be used as fantastic weaponry… it’d have to be one damn sharp coffee table.)
(** I seem to like asterix’s don’t I? For UNIQUENESS I engrave some invisible bit of your whateverthing with your name and my signature and it gets inlaid with copper. I’ll give you pictures as proof and if you REALLY want to be sure, you can go and get it X-Rayed. Only yours and only THAT one will have that signature in it.)
(*** eh well… mostly. If you desperately want gold in your swordhandle… I’ll put gold in your swordhandle, no sweat. But keep it sexy… NO hotpink led lights.)